Such a cute succulent! You are so ugly!

Green Halo

The green halo rings were so cute when they were young, just like a group of little rabbits planted in the soil, tender green with a little white crystal, which melted my girlish heart!

After raising it for a while, where is the little jade rabbit that was promised? What the hell is this? Caterpillar? Where's my bunny head? And why are the ears so long!

Phoenix

The fleshy leaves have cute lace-like serrations all around, are light green in the middle, and become more pink towards the edge. Doesn't it look very girly?

Only after raising it for a while did I understand the deep meaning of its name, the Phoenix! What the hell? Where are the lace-like serrations? What the hell is this now? Do you want to eat meat? And what about my little pink? Give it back to me! Give it back to me!

Lithops

When I was a child, the rock flowers were pink and colorful. They were so cute. They looked like little mushroom spikes or baby butts. They were super cute.

This place is simply too scary to look at. What the hell is this? Where is the pink color you promised? Also, when did these patterns appear? They look like patterns on a human brain, and they also have flowers? Do you have to be so exaggerated?

Conus (bulb flower)

When it was small, it looked crystal clear, like a small crystal bun, super cute! It’s plump, round, and a little red. I really want to pinch it with my hands! Many flower lovers can't help but call it little fat boy, it's so cute!

Some flower lovers grow them. Tell me, what the hell are you? Where is the crystal clear promise? Where is that touch of red? It’s fine if you turn green, but what about the white-green appearance that won’t crack? Oh, and do you really have to be so high-profile with a thin little flower on your head? At first glance I thought it was Baloomon!

Chihuahua

When it was young, the tip of the leaf was a little red, so cute, and the whole thing looked like a rose. I really wanted to hold it in the palm of my hand!

What's going on? I am too tired to complain, Rouer! Are you too self-destructive? Don’t think of yourself as a weed!

Mountain Rose

Mountain roses are like little green roses. Oh, they are so beautiful!

It’s hard to imagine when you grow up! Mr. Mountain Rose, I want to ask you, have you been praised too much and your pride has swollen? Why are you stretching your neck so high?

Ha ha! After reading the editor’s complaints, do you feel speechless? Have you lost confidence in growing succulents? Don’t worry, the editor wants to say that these succulents become ugly because of problems in our daily maintenance process. As long as we pay more attention, we can still restore the cuteness of the succulents!